Keith Hawkins and I took our Jet Skis to Harlan County Lake the other day.  I thought my ski was fast until I rode his.  Mine's just a puny little 120 horsepower model compared to his new Ultra 150 (as in 150 horsepower).  That thing flat out flies.

Lovely Rita and Darling Desi are two super sweet girls that live together.  When they are around, I always try to act like I'm really drunk and can't drive home in hopes that they will tell me that I'd better stay at their place.  But they see right through my ploy.